WARNING: PREGNANT WOMEN, THE ELDERLY AND CHILDREN UNDER 10
AVOID PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO HAPPY FUN BALL.
Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
use of Happy Fun Ball immediately if any of the following occurs:
Itching , vertigo , dizziness , tingling in extremities
, loss of balance or coordination , slurred speech , temporary blindness , profuse
sweating , heart palpitations .
|HAPPY FUN BALL MAY STICK TO CERTAIN
TYPES OF SKIN. |
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately.
shelter and cover your head.
not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept
in a cool, dry place (but not near any perishable foods). Failure to do
so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its
parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
not taunt Happy Fun Ball
of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth
presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball
comes partly assembled.
Fun Ball comes with a limited lifetime guarantee.
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