Happy Fun Ball

-only $14.95-


WARNING: PREGNANT WOMEN, THE ELDERLY AND CHILDREN UNDER 10
SHOULD AVOID PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO HAPPY FUN BALL.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.


Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete


 
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball immediately if any of the following occurs: 
Itching , vertigo , dizziness , tingling in extremities , loss of balance or coordination , slurred speech , temporary blindness , profuse sweating , heart palpitations .

 
HAPPY FUN BALL MAY STICK TO CERTAIN TYPES OF SKIN

 

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately.
Seek shelter and cover your head.

 

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept in a cool, dry place (but not near any perishable foods). Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
 
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth 
presumably from outer space.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

Happy Fun Ball comes partly assembled.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a limited lifetime guarantee.



 
 
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