MEN AND WOMEN THROUGH THE AGES

 

MAN'S FAVOURITE DRINK at age... 

      17... Beer 

      25... Beer 

      35... Scotch 

      48... Double scotch 

      66... Maalox


 

MAN'S BEST SEDUCTION LINE at age... 

    17... My parents are away for the weekend. 

    25... My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 

    35... My fiancee is away for the weekend. 

    48... My wife is away for the weekend. 

    66... My second wife is dead. 


MAN'S FAVOURITE SPORT at age... 

    17... Sex 

    25... Sex 

    35... Sex 

    48... Sex 

    66... Napping 
     
     

MAN'S FAVOURITE DRUG at age... 
    17... Pot 

    25... Cocaine 

    35... Really good cocaine 

    48... Power 

    66... Advil 

MAN'S DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE at age... 
    17... Some tit 

    25... Breakfast 

    35... She didn't set back my therapy 

    48... I didn't bump into her kids. 

    66... An actual hard-on 

MAN'S FAVOURITE FANTASY at age... 
    17... Third base 

    25... Airplane sex 

    35... Menage à trois 

    48... Taking his company public 

    66... Swiss maid and/or Nazi love slave 

MAN'S FAVOURITE HOUSE PET at age... 
    17... Roaches (to be burned later) 

    25... Old college roommate 

    35... Irish setter 

    48... Children from his first marriage 

    66... Barbi 
     
     


MAN'S IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED at age... 

    17... 25 

    25... 35 

    35... 48 

    48... 66 

    66... 17 

MAN'S IDEAL DATE at age... 
    17... Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 

    25... Split the check before we go back to my place 

    35... Just come over 

    48... Just come over and cook 

    66... Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank 

WOMAN'S FAVOURITE DRINK at age...
    17... Winecoolers 

    25... White wine 

    35... Red wine 

    48... Dom Perignon 

    66... Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser 


WOMAN'S BEST EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES at age...

    17... Need to wash my hair 

    25... Need to need wash and condition my hair 

    35 ... Need to color my hair 

    48... Need to have François colour my hair 

    66... Need to have François colour my wig 


WOMAN'S FAVOURITE SPORT at age...

    17... shopping 

    25... shopping 

    35... shopping 

    48... shopping 

    66... shopping 
     
     

WOMAN'S FAVOURITE DRUG at age...
    17... shopping 

    25... shopping 

    35... shopping 

    48... shopping 

    66... shopping 

WOMAN'S DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE at age...
    17 ...Burger King

    25... Free meal

    35... A diamond 

    48... A bigger diamond

    66... Home Alone 
     
     

WOMAN'S FAVOURITE FANTASY at age...
    17...Tall, dark and handsome 

    25... Tall, dark and handsome with money 

    35... Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 

    48... A man with hair 

    66... A man 

WOMAN'S FAVOURITE HOUSE PET at age...
    17... Muffy the cat 

    25... Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 

    35... Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 

    48... Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 

    66... Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy and stuffs Muffy the Cat 

WOMAN'S IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED at age... 
    17... 17 

    25... 25 

    35... 35 

    48... 48 

    66... 66 

WOMAN'S IDEAL DATE at age...
    17... He offers to pay 

    25... He pays 

    35... He cooks breakfast the next morning 

    48... He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 

    66... He can chew breakfast 

Thanks to Chris in BC for this.
 

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