MAN'S FAVOURITE DRINK at age... 

17... Beer 

25... Beer 

35... Scotch 

48... Double scotch 

66... Maalox

MAN'S BEST SEDUCTION LINE at age... 

17... My parents are away for the weekend. 

25... My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 

35... My fiancee is away for the weekend. 

48... My wife is away for the weekend. 

66... My second wife is dead. 

MAN'S FAVOURITE SPORT at age... 

17... Sex 

25... Sex 

35... Sex 

48... Sex 

66... Napping 
 
 

17... Pot 

25... Cocaine 

35... Really good cocaine 

48... Power 

66... Advil 

17... Some tit 

25... Breakfast 

35... She didn't set back my therapy 

48... I didn't bump into her kids. 

66... An actual hard-on 

17... Third base 

25... Airplane sex 

35... Menage à trois 

48... Taking his company public 

66... Swiss maid and/or Nazi love slave 

17... Roaches (to be burned later) 

25... Old college roommate 

35... Irish setter 

48... Children from his first marriage 

66... Barbi 
 
 

MAN'S IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED at age... 

17... 25 

25... 35 

35... 48 

48... 66 

66... 17 

17... Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 

25... Split the check before we go back to my place 

35... Just come over 

48... Just come over and cook 

66... Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank 

WOMAN'S FAVOURITE DRINK at age...

17... Winecoolers 

25... White wine 

35... Red wine 

48... Dom Perignon 

66... Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser 

WOMAN'S BEST EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES at age...

17... Need to wash my hair 

25... Need to need wash and condition my hair 

35 ... Need to color my hair 

48... Need to have François colour my hair 

66... Need to have François colour my wig 

WOMAN'S FAVOURITE SPORT at age...

17... shopping 

25... shopping 

35... shopping 

48... shopping 

66... shopping 
 
 

17... shopping 

25... shopping 

35... shopping 

48... shopping 

66... shopping 

17 ...Burger King

25... Free meal

35... A diamond 

48... A bigger diamond

66... Home Alone 
 
 

17...Tall, dark and handsome 

25... Tall, dark and handsome with money 

35... Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 

48... A man with hair 

66... A man 

17... Muffy the cat 

25... Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 

35... Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 

48... Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 

66... Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy and stuffs Muffy the Cat 

17... 17 

25... 25 

35... 35 

48... 48 

66... 66 

17... He offers to pay 

25... He pays 

35... He cooks breakfast the next morning 

48... He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 

66... He can chew breakfast