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IN THIS ISSUE:
1. Canadian Policy Research Networks is seeking a new boss; the Fraser Institute has a new boss starting Sept. 1
1. CPRN Seeking New Boss |
Canadian
Policy Research Networks is looking for a new President and Chief Executive Officer.
Judith Maxwell will be leaving CPRN between now and the end of 2005.
Position
Profile (PDF)
Position
Description
(PDF)
Two small files
with more info on the position.
Interested? - this is where you'll find the necessary contact information.
The
deadline for receipt of applications is September 1, 2005.
Starting date for
the successful candidate is "on or before" January 2006.
Source:
Canadian
Policy Research Networks
Related link:
Judy
and Peter Went to Ottawa
by Edward Greenspon
Globe and Mail
February 11, 1995
- interesting article about Judith Maxwell and Peter
Nicholson, both hailing from Nova Scotia’s Annapolis Valley --- Mr. Nicholson
is currently (2005) Deputy Chief of Staff (Policy) for the Prime Minister of Canada.
Comment:
She
may be diminutive in stature, but in the minds of many in the progressive social
policy and social advocacy communities, she leaves behind some very large shoes
to fill.
Best wishes and thanks, Judith Maxwell...
Upon hearing that Ms.
Maxwell was leaving CPRN, Michael Walker, paterfamilias and Executive Director
of the Fraser Institute, a Vancouver-based
right-wing think tank, announced his own imminent departure.
I'm just kidding
about the causal link --- Mr. Walker isn't doing the honourable thing by leaving
to level the playing field; he stepped aside to become President of the newly-established
Fraser Institute Foundation and a Senior Research Fellow. His successor as Fraser's
Executive Director, according to a July
19/05 Fraser Institute news release, is Dr. Mark Mullins, effective September
1.
2. JobsNow
(ON) : Lessons Learned from JobWave (BC) - August 9 |
JobsNow (ON) and JobWave (BC)
At 12:30 on Tuesday August 9, tune in to The Other Side, on McMaster University's CFMU Radio 93.3FM. You'll hear a half-hour interview by program host Maggie Hughes with an advocate for welfare recipients in BC concerning the performance of the JobWave program in that province. Here's how to listen to the show:
The
Other Side (CFMU Radio program - requires Real Player software installed
on your machine and speakers or headphones)
NOTE: this is "streaming audio"
content - in order to hear this content, you must have no access restrictions
imposed by your network (govt. offices and universities, for example, usually
can't access streaming audio for security reasons.)
"The Other Side looks
at the issues that main stream media tends to downplay or ignore, by using interviews
and lectures to show the affect that economic, corporate and political policies
have on society."
Source:
CFMU
Radio 93.3FM
Related Links:
JobsNow
Part Of Province's Plan To Restore Integrity To Social Assistance Programs
JobsNow
Ontario Press Release
JobsNow
Backgrounder
Source:
Ministry
of Community and Social Services
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JobWave
"JobWave™
is the most successful employment program in the history of British Columbia,
continually bringing innovation to the field of job placement."
Source:
WCG
International
WCG International will run the JobsNow pilot in six pilot
communities in cooperation with municipal Ontario Works offices.
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- Go to the Ontario Government Links page: http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/onbkmrk.htm
3. New from
Justice Canada: |
What's
New from Justice Canada:
Child
Protection Bill [C-2] Receives Royal Assent
July 21, 2005
"
Minister of Justice and Attorney General of Canada, Irwin Cotler, welcomed the
Royal Assent of Bill C-2, a comprehensive package of legislative reforms that
provide increased protection to children from abuse, neglect and sexual exploitation
and make the criminal justice system more responsive to the needs of children
and other vulnerable victims and witnesses."
Backgrounder
- highlights of Bill C-2
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Bill
C-38 – The Civil Marriage Act – Receives Royal Assent
July
20, 2005
"The Honourable Irwin Cotler, Minister of Justice and Attorney
General of Canada, announced today that the Civil Marriage Act has received Royal
Assent."
Related Link:
Civil
Marriage and the Legal Recognition of Same-Sex Unions
-
Go to the Children, Families and Youth Links (Government) page:
http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/chnbkmrk.htm
- Go to the
Federal Government Department Links (Fisheries and Oceans to Veterans Affairs)
page: http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/fedbkmrk2.htm
4. New from
Statistics Canada: |
What's New from The Daily [Statistics Canada]:
July
26, 2005
Employment
Insurance - May 2005 (preliminary)
The number of Canadians (adjusted
for seasonality) receiving regular Employment Insurance benefits in May dropped
by an estimated 2.1% from April. Most provinces and territories showed declines
in May with the largest occurring in Alberta (-4.1%), Manitoba (-3.6%), Ontario
(-2.9%) and British Columbia (-2.5%). Northwest Territories (+2.8%), Newfoundland
and Labrador (+2.5%), Prince Edward Island (+1.4%) and New Brunswick (+0.1%) reported
increases. Compared to the same time last year, the number of regular beneficiaries
has fallen 6.0% nationally.
- Go to the Federal Government Department Links (Fisheries and Oceans to Veterans Affairs) page: http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/fedbkmrk2.htm
5. Conference
: Participating to Create a Different World: Shaping Our Own Future
(Ottawa, Aug. 14-17) |
“Participating
to Create a Different World: Shaping Our Own Future”
Conference
August
14-17, 2005
University of Ottawa
"The Participatory Development (PD)
Forum would like to invite you to participate in its upcoming International Conference,
Participating to Create a Different World: Shaping Our Own Future to be held
at the University of Ottawa , August 14th – 17th, 2005 . The initial conference
planning is made possible through the generous support of Human Rights and Participation
Division, Policy Branch, CIDA, and of World University Services of Canada. We
look forward to your participation in this exciting event.
This
conference should be of interest to the following audience:
* community leaders
and activists from women’s organizations, indigenous people’s organizations,
and labour and workers’ movements
* development practitioners seeking
a deeper understanding and enhanced skills in participatory development
*
committed academics and researchers
* popular educators
* students and
youth
* decision- and policy-makers seeking to move the development agenda
forward including donors and government officials at all levels."
Source:
Participatory
Development (PD) Forum
"...a network dedicated
to promoting a philosophy of participation that advocates for people's capacity
and right to define and control their own development in order to achieve social
justice and equality"
- Go to the Conferences and Events Links page: http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/confer.htm
6. What's New from the Childcare Resource and Research Unit - July 29 ( University of Toronto) |
What's New - from
the Childcare Resource and Research Unit
(CRRU) - University of Toronto
Each week, the Childcare Resource and Research Unit disseminates its "e-mail news notifier", an e-mail message with a dozen or so links to new reports, studies and child care in the news (media articles) by the CRRU or another organization in the field of early childhood education and care (ECEC). What you see below is content from the most recent issue of the notifier.
29-July-05
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WHATS
NEW
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>>
Moving forward on early learning and child care: Manitoba’s action plan --
Next steps
by Government of Manitoba. Department of Family Service
and Housing
Report from the Government of Manitoba outlines how they will invest
federal child care funds over the next five years; workforce, sustainability of
non-profit centres among priority areas.
>>
McGuinty government expands Best Start plan for children
by Government
of Ontario. Ministry of Children and Youth Services
Press release from the
Ontario government announces new details on provincial child care plan; 25,000
new spaces to be created and financial burden on municipalities to be eased.
>>
Integration for a change: How can integration of services for kindergarten-aged
children be achieved?
by Colley, Sue
Discussion paper from the
Integration Network Project (U of T) explores some of the policy solutions to
help overcome the abrupt division between care and education programs.
>>
Lessons from the North
by Various authors
Six articles from
Cafébabel (Europe’s multilingual current affairs magazine) explore
the Scandinavian social model. Has it successfully combined a solid economy and
social security?
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CHILD
CARE IN THE NEWS
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Research debunks myth of self-reliant nuclear family [US]
EurekAlert!
28 Jul 05
Despite the long-cherished belief that the nuclear family is independent
and self-sustaining, most families with working parents depend on a network of
care to manage work and family demands, according to research by Brandeis University
sociologist Karen Hansen.
>>
Ontario to provide 25,000 new day care spaces [CA-ON]
Canadian
Press, 28 Jul 05
About 25,000 new licensed day-care spaces will be opened in
Ontario over the next three years with some of the new spots available as early
as September. As part of the federal-provincial deal, municipal costs on the new
child care funding will be waived, beginning in 2005-06 through 2009-10.
>>
U.S. steers its own course on family leave [US]
Associated Press,
27 Jul 05
With little public debate, the United States has chosen a radically
different approach to maternity leave than the rest of the developed world. The
United States is one of the only industrialized countries that doesn’t provide
paid leave for new mothers nationally.
>>
Nova Scotia short on abuse screeners: More staff needed for checks, Children's
Services official says [CA-NS]
Halifax Herald, 26 Jul 05
Making
sure potential child abusers are not working at day-care centres, schools and
other organizations that deal with children is overwhelming the Nova Scotia Community
Services Department.
>>
Quebec home day-care centres receive highest number of complaints of violence
[CA-QC]
Canadian Press, 26 Jul 05
Nearly 80 per cent of complaints
of violence in Quebec day-care centres were lodged against home-run centres, even
though they represent less than half of all child care spaces, a government report
says.
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including subscription
instructions , see http://www.childcarecanada.org
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Related Links:
What's
New? - Canadian, U.S. and international resources from Jan 2000 to the
present.
Child
Care in the News - media articles from January 2000 to the present
ISSUE
files - theme pages, each filled with contextual information and links
to further info
Links
to child care sites in Canada and elsewhere
CRRU
Publications - briefing notes, factsheets, occasional papers and other
publications
Also from CRRU:
Early
childhood education and care in Canada 2004
By
Martha Friendly and Jane Beach
6th edition, May 2005, 232 pp
"Early
Childhood Education and Care in Canada 2004 provides
cross-Canada data and information on regulated child care, kindergarten, maternity
and parental leave together with relevant demographic information."
-
Go to the Non-Governmental Early Learning and Child Care Links page: http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/ecd2.htm
-
Go to the International Children, Families and Youth Links page:
http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/chn2.htm
| 7. Poverty Dispatch Digest :
U.S. media coverage of social issues and programs --- July 28 |
POVERTY
DISPATCH Digest
Institute for Research on Poverty - U. of Wisconsin
This
digest offers dozens of new links each week to full-text articles in the U.S.
media (mostly daily newspapers) on poverty, poverty, welfare reform, child welfare,
education, health, hunger, Medicare and Medicaid, and much more...
The Institute
for Research on Poverty (IRP) at the University of Wisconsin-Madison offers a
free e-mail service that consists of an e-mail message sent to subscribers each
Monday and Thursday, containing a dozen or so links to articles dealing with the
areas mentioned above. The weekly Canadian Social Research Links Poverty Dispatch
Digest is a compilation, available online, of the two dispatch e-mails for that
week --- with the kind permission of IRP.
Here's
the complete collection of U.S. media articles in this week's Poverty Dispatch
Digest:
(click the link above to read all of these articles)
July 28, 2005
Today's subjects include: Governors' Medicaid Plan. Kids Count Report on Child Well-Being // Immigrants' Health Care Use // Unemployment - Opinion // Maternity Leave // Kids Count Report on Child Well-Being - Selected States // Health Care Program - Tennessee // Addressing Racial Disparities in Health Care - Boston // Social Service Computer Problems - Colorado // Welfare Agency - Milwaukee // Working Poor - Lima, OH // Charter School - Milwaukee // Early Childhood Education - West Virginia // Pre-Kindergarten Program - Florida // High School Dropouts - Arizona // Housing Vouchers - Indiana // Homeless Women - Denver, CO
July 25, 2005
Today's subjects include: Farm Subsidies versus Food Stamps - Editorial // Governors' Medicaid Plan - Opinion // Economic Inequality - Opinion // Evaluating Welfare Reform - Wisconsin // Bonuses for Welfare Program Administration - Wisconsin // Welfare Reform and Jobs - West Virginia // Welfare Reform - Texas // Welfare Rolls - Maryland // Program for Long-Terms Welfare Recipients - New Jersey // Plight of Welfare Recipient - Iowa // Housing for Low-Income Residents - Arizona // Working Poor - Lima, OH // Black Mayors and Poverty - Louisiana // Marriage and Fatherhood Initiatives - Michigan // Marriage Initiative - Oklahoma // Marriage Bonus Proposal - Washington, DC // Health Care versus Child Care - Minnesota // Plan to Charge Unwed Fathers for Birth Costs - Missouri // Low-Income Families and Medicaid - Michigan // Cuts in State Health Plan - Tennessee // Proposed Medicaid Cuts - South Carolina // Poverty and School Achievement - Colorado // Food Stamps - New York City
Each
of the weekly digests below offers dozens of links or more to media articles that
are time-sensitive.
The older the link, the more likely it is to either be
dead or have moved to an archive - and some archives [but not all] are pay-as-you-go.
[For
the current week's digest, click on the POVERTY DISPATCH Digest link above]
The Poverty Dispatch weekly digest is a good tool for monitoring what's happening in the U.S.; it's a guide to best practices and lessons learned in America.
Subscribe
to the Poverty Dispatch!
Send an e-mail message to John Wolf < jwolf@ssc.wisc.edu
> to receive a plain text message twice a week with one to two dozen links
to media articles with a focus on poverty, welfare reform, child welfare, health,
Medicaid from across the U.S.
And it's free...
Source:
Institute for Research
on Poverty (IRP)
[ University of Wisconsin-Madison
]
For the current week's digest, click on the
POVERTY DISPATCH Digest link at the top of this section.
Recently-archived
POVERTY DISPATCH weekly digests:
-
July
21, 2005
- July
14
- July
7
- June
30
- June
23
POVERTY
DISPATCH description/archive - weekly issues back to October 2004 , 50+
links per issue
NOTE: this archive is part of the Canadian
Social Research Links American
Non-Governmental Social Research page.
-
Go to the Links to American Government Social Research page:
http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/us.htm
- Go to the Links
to American Non-Governmental Social Research (A-J) page: http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/us2.htm
- Go to the Links to American Non-Governmental Social Research (M-Z) page:
http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/us3.htm
| 8. Kids Count Data Book - July
27, 2005 (Annie E. Casey Foundation - U.S.) |
Kids
Count - U.S.
"The 16th annual KIDS COUNT
Data Book was released July 27, 2005. The entire report is available online with
enhanced interactive features. The 2005 Data Book focuses on Helping Our Most
Vulnerable Families Overcome Barriers to Work and Achieve Financial Success."
Source:
Annie
E. Casey Foundation
"Since 1948, the Annie E. Casey Foundation
(AECF) has worked to build better futures for disadvantaged children and their
families in the United States. The primary mission of the Foundation is to foster
public policies, human service reforms, and community supports that more effectively
meet the needs of today's vulnerable children and families."
Related Links:
KIDS COUNT REPORT ON CHILD WELL-BEING
1.
"More kids living with parents with no jobs." By Kevin Freking (Associated
Press). Washington Post, July 27, 2005.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/27/AR2005072700396.html
2. "Signs point to repercussions of kids being poorer." By Greg
Toppo. USA TODAY, July 26, 2005.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-07-26-poor-kids_x.htm
3. "Kids Count: Rearing our future." Editorial. Seattle Post-Intelligencer,
July 27, 2005.
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/opinion/234051_kidsed.asp
Source:
Poverty
Dispatch Digest
- Go to the International Children, Families and Youth Links page: http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/chn2.htm
| 9. America's Children: Key
National Indicators of Children's Well-Being 2005
- July 2005 (Childstats.gov) |
America's
Children: Key National Indicators of Children's Well-Being 2005
July
2005
"...America's Children: Key National Indicators of Well-Being, is
an annual indicators report that details the status of children and families in
the United States. The report presents the latest available data on 25 indicators
related to economic security, health, behavior and social environment, and education
and on 9 background measures related to population and family characteristics.
These indicators represent important aspects of children's lives. In addition,
each year the report includes special features that present measures that are
either not regularly available, merit special attention, or provide additional
detail regarding a specific topic."
Earlier America's Children Reports - incl. links to this year's report
Source:
Childstats.gov
"This
web site offers easy access to statistics and reports on children and families,
including: population and family characteristics, economic security, health, behavior
and social environment, and education."
- Go to the International Children, Families and Youth Links page: http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/chn2.htm
| 10. Increasing the Minimum
Wage: An Issue of Children's Well-Being
- May 18, 2005 (Children's Defense Fund - U.S.) |
New
CDF Report: Millions of Children Would Benefit From an Increase in the Minimum
Wage - U.S.
Press Release
May 18 2005
"In the report,
titled Increasing the Minimum Wage: An Issue of Children's Well-Being ,
the Children's Defense Fund (CDF) shows that, in 2004, 9.7 million children lived
in a household with at least one worker earning between $5.15 and $7.25 per hour.
A parent supporting two children and w orking full time at the current minimum
wage of $5.15 would end up with an annual salary $4,500 below the poverty line
. The pernicious sting of poverty puts these children at greater risk of poor
health due to lack of affordable health care, increases their likelihood of falling
behind in school and leaves families unable to pay for adequate housing, nutritious
food or quality child care."
Complete report:
Increasing the Minimum Wage: An Issue of Children's Well-Being (PDF file - 124K, 5 pages)
Source:
Children's
Defense Fund
- Go to the International
Children, Families and Youth Links page:
http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/chn2.htm
- Go to the Minimum Wage
/Living Wage Links page: http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/minwage.htm
| 11. Food Insecurity 2005
- June 2, 2005 (Children's Defense Fund) |
New
CDF Report: More Than 13 Million Children Face Food Insecurity
Press
Release
June 2 2005
"According to the most recent figures from the
U.S. Department of Agriculture, 13.3 million American children were food insecure
in 2003; of these, 420,000 lived in households where someone had to go hungry.
Overall, 36.3 million Americans experienced food insecurity in 2003, 1.4 million
more than in 2002, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture."
Complete report:
Food Insecurity 2005 (PDF file - 122K, 6 pages)
Source:
Children's
Defense Fund
- Go to the International
Children, Families and Youth Links page:
http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/chn2.htm
- Go to the Food Banks and
Hunger Links page:
http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/foodbkmrk.htm
| 12. Job Security Facing
the Challenges of Economic Change - March 2005
(France) (Council for Employment, Income and Social Cohesion) |
From the Council for Employment, Income and Social Cohesion (Paris):
Job
Security : Facing the Challenges of Economic Change (PDF file - 136K,
17 pages)
March 2005
(France)
Selected content from this report:
-
The rise in women’s employment - Greater employment in the service sector
- Resorting to part-time work - Part-time jobs and personal service activities
- The impact of new forms of organisation - Flexibility and manpower management
- Trends in Employment Statuses - Why is it necessary to distinguish between job
insecurity and employment insecurity? - Overall trends - Growing inequalities
with respect to instability (young people, the over 50s) - Various uses of fixed-term
or temporary contracts - Permanent and temporary contracts - An economic point
of view on the employment legislation - Seeking overall coherence: the Dutch case
- Job instability and social protection - health - pensions - Company supplementary
insurance schemes - Unemployment compensation - Reforms have accentuated de facto
inequalities - Continuing training - much more...
Online
Information Service
Information and online resources organized under
five themes: poverty, social minima, in-work
benefits, minimum wage and return-to-work programmes.
The last theme was just recently added to the list, so you should explore that
one first. However, as you click through the myriad reports and studies on that
topic as well as links to online resources for France and for the rest of the
world, I'm sure you'll want to check out the remaining themes. Includes links
and resources for Canada...
CERC Bulletins/Reports/Studies/Working
papers
- Click on the French or English version, then on the links in
the left margin of the CERC website home page
for links to a large collection of online resources including a semi-monthly research
bulletin
Register
- To be informed of CERC activities and to receive the bulletin
Links
to all CERC Bulletins
Source:
Council
for Employment, Income and Social Cohesion - Paris
Conseil
de l'emploi, des revenus et de la cohésion sociale - CERC[version
française]
"The Council for Employment, Income and Social cohesion
has been created by a Council of State decree, on April 7, 2000. "
Also from CERC:
Estimer
la pauvreté des enfants (fichier PDF - 545K, 36 pages)
[available
only in French]
Juin 2005
(France)
-
Go to the Government Social Research Links in Other Countries page: http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/internat.htm
| 13. Global Health Watch
and Global Health Action 2005-2006 - July 20 (Global Health Watch) |
Global
Health Watch 2005-2006
"Global Health Watch 2005-2006 is a
collaboration of public health experts, non-governmental organizations, community
groups, health workers and academics. It presents a hard-hitting assessment of
inequalities in health and health care – and is aimed at challenging the
major institutions, such as the World Health Organization, that influence health."
-
use the links near the top of the page to download the report as one large file
or individual chapters
Global
Health Action 2005-2006 (PDF file - 2MB, 24 pages)
"Global
Health Action is a campaign tool based on the first Global Health Watch, published
in July 2005.
Source:
Global
Health Watch
"... a broad collaboration of public health experts,
non-governmental organizations, civil society activists, community groups, health
workers and academics. It was initiated by the People’s Health Movement,
Global Equity Gauge Alliance and Medact."
- Go to the Health Links (Canada/International) page: http://www.canadiansocialresearch.net/health.htm
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